Crypt of the Wizard - Werewolves shirt

Does't thou love Heavy Metal with every inch of thine blacken'd being? Why then thee Wizar'd has just thee thing for you. A garment of such finery thee lucky wearer will instantly become the the envy of all Mages, Pishogues, Necromancers, and Sorcerers near and far.

Printed 'pon a Gildan Heavy shirt as black as thee Devil’s nutting bag, this short ov sleeve robe is guaranteed to protect thee wearer against all know hexes, curses, whammies, spells, conjurations, enchantments, charms and evil eyes.