Crypt of the Wizard - Shirt

Sometimes thee only solution to thee complexities ov this modern world is to return to simplicity ... Thusly thee Wizard has cojurate'd these timeless and elegant sigils that thee acolytes might have something to wear when in polite company...

Printed 'pon a Gildan Heavy shirt as black as thee Devil’s nutting bag, this short ov sleeve robe is guaranteed to protect thee wearer against all know hexes, curses, whammies, spells, conjurations, necromancy, enchantments, charms and evil eyes.